some stuff i did...

HOLA!!!!

wazzup peepz?

yeah sorreh rebekah, but you just look so amazing in a mustache!

I couldn't help meself...

yeah in the past few days, I've just been shopping and hanging out with my best buds(as in the pic above)

OMG!! GUESS WHAT!?

on saturday I believe....that was the first time EVER that i washed dishes!!!!!

OH EM GEE!!!!!

it was HORRIBLE!

i spent 3 HOURS getting my precious hands on grosso dishes and BLEH!

DISGUSTING!

VOMITROCIOUS!

i seriously was about about to gag when I had to wash my brother's plate.

(i have this thing against him mkay?)

but yeah..why did I do it you ask???

FOR THE MONEY OF COURSE!

honestly...i don't do chores..EVER!(your probably like LUCKY! i'm like 'i know" :D)

at least i got $20..but i need to wash dishes two more times...*groan*

and on uh...snap...friday i think? i slept ovah my friends house(AGAIN!) and we tortilla'd thier neighbors house!!!!! omg you SHOULDVE been there!!!!! it was hillarious!!!! we got like the 100 pack of tortilla and just threw them on thier neighbors lawn so when they wake up they'll be like WTF!????

but when we went to the mall the next day, the tortillas were picked up DX

lol...

yesterday was even better!!!

ok, so me, rebekah, and brooke were making chocolate chip cookies right?

and everything went good making them...

until it said add half cup of shortening.

we completely had no idea what shortening was. so we searched through the pantry and found this like bottle thing of "shortening".

but um...when we opened the lid...

EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEWWWWWW

its like this gross fattty wax thing and smelled disgusting!!!!

but it said shortening, so we were like WHATEVER and just put it in the cookies. so they continued and blah blah blah while i was in the bathroom taking pics with sarah(wow that sounds wrong)

all the sudden, i hear rebekah and brooke go "BLEEEHHHH!" so i rush in the kitchen and go "what happened?"

i look at the cookies. i look at thier face. lol i wish i took a picture of thier face. it was precious!!!

luckily, i didn't try the cookie dough. but they said it tastes like fat covered wax candles but 10x worse.

ew

but since me and rebekah ALWAYS wanted to make "crap cookies" before, this was our chance!!! so we made like 4 or 5 cookies from the gross batter and baked it. when it was ready we put it on a plate with a note saying "thanks for supporting us" or something. with a kid looking drawing on it and hearts and everything. it also said "hope you enjoy the cookies!!"

so it was dark and we went to leave it on someones door way but i went to leave it and the alarm light thing went on so we all ran back to rebekah's house but I didn't leave the cookies there so rebekah's like "WHY DIDN"T YOU DROP THE COOKIES!?"

hey hey hey....i wasn't thinking ok?? i panic'd

so we targeted another house. only this time we left the cookies on the car. and hopefully got noticed and eaten

of course they would be like spit out before swallowing cuz the FAT and everything!

I read the nutrition facts on the "shortening"

(cuz i have to read nutrition facts..i got addicted when i tried going anorexic in the summer)

and omg..13 grams of fat for ONE TEASPOON!!!!!

that is what i call SICK!

peanut butter has 16 grams of fat for 2 tsp. but whatever..peanut butter is gross.

hey rebekah..should've put that in the cookie huh?